- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

womans having rights.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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