How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

honest politician

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Anti Joke

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