Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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My dad

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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