You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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