why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A train poops its pants.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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