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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

I need to start studying.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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