Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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