- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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