- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

An Artic Storm.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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