What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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