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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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