What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Miscarriages.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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