Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Laugh

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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