- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

were at work systems r down

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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