- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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