why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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