- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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