Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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