Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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