What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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