A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

You all have Aids

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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