A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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