How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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