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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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