the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Neither have I

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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