What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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