- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

david poredos

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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