Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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