What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

YOU

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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