How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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whats the capital of congo famine

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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