- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Do you play piano? No

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

whats the capital of congo famine

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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