- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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