Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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