My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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You know whats funny Aids

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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