Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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were at work systems r down

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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