Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Sex

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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