A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

I need to start studying.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Charlie Sheen

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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