- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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