What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why? Why not?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Ian's mind Elevator music

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The EPA.

don't just stand there

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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