- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Lindsay Lohan

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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