What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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THE GAME.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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