Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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