What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Blacks

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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