- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A seal walks into a club.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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