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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man did not like this site

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

that wall over there ->

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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