- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

My mum is called Steve

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I'm gay.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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