Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Vaginal secretions

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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9/11

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Anti Joke

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