- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

black people

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

cancer

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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