Your mom went to college

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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