How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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The Joke Below

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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