Your mom went to college

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

U mad?

sorry got to poo

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Rick santorum

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

my egg roll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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