- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Your girlfriend.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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