- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Ask me if im a tree? No

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats the defination of cruelty

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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