- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Diarrhea

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Racial equality.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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