How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Mooses

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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no pun intended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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