Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Women's rights

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Nick Cannon

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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