- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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