why are balck people black because they are

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

taking out the trash... at night

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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