why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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