How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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