Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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