100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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