- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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