Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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No

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

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