What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Beka has AIDS

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What does water smell like? water.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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