Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

This is funny.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Girls soccer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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