Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Tough crowd tonight...

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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