- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

One time at band camp.............that's it........

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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