- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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