ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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