- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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