- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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