- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

It's all Taggart

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

The dewey decimal system

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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