Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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