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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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