- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

4 hours later.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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