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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I like your hair

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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