- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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