- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Women's Rights.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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