Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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