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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock Knock? Come in.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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