why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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