Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

the midget went to the midget store

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Refrigerator

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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