- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What if I told you.....potatoe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

this is stupid .... yep

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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