- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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