there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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kk

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i committed murder

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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