What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock Knock Come in! :)

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

2 + 2 = 4

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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