- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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