- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

men

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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