Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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