You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Banana Hamock.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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