- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

there once was a black man who played basketball

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.