- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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