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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

12 Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

knock knock come in

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I'm 4 and what is this?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

12

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

knock knock come in

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I'm 4 and what is this?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

12

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania