- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

whats your budget like? a budget.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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