- Anti Joke

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.