- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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