I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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The game.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Anti Joke

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