Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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a. why? b. because

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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