When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Female Orgasms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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what's white and sticky semen

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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