Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Where's my baby??

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Face...tastes like chicken!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Darude- Sandstorm

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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