- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

A paralysed man falls over.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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