- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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