...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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