- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.