True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Asian women drivers...

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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your face

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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