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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Poop

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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CHORGLUND

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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