A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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