It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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the redsox

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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so...um, yeah

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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