Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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