- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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