- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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