- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what did the farmer do? plant

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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