- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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