what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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CAS

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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