Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Atheism

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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