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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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