Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's two plus two? Window

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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