- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Knock knock come in.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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