- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did? Yes

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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