- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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