- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Pickles are moist.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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