- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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