The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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