What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Women's rights.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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