- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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