- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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