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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

justin littleton being sucessful

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light