- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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