- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Kefka > Sephiroth

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why? Why not?

That is so fetch

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