So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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the game

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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