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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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