- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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