- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

your life

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

non poop

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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