- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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