what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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a black man pays his child support

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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